Awkward English #3 – Hat Edition

I like the self-censoring hat, especially because Germans are way less uptight about cursing than Americans.

I also need to start apologizing for my freshness on a more regular basis.

Awkward English #2

Karneval costume accessories are über macho.

Also, I just now noticed the “love cuffs” in the background.

English in Germany – Awkward English #1

Generally speaking, Germans have a fairly good grasp of English.  Many younger Germans speak English very well, and due to the pervasiveness of the language, pretty much everyone has picked up on phrases here and there.  But that doesn’t mean it’s always implemented well, especially on products and advertising.  I will try to document, to the best of my ability, the awkward English I happen upon while I wander the Fatherland.

I can do!  You’re totally right!  Thanks for the inspiration!